Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...