Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...