Pope Dies
Pope Dies The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Solve the riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...