Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...