The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...