Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!