Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...