Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...