Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...