If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...