Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.