Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...