The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!