Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...