Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...