I have good news and bad news
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Two men walked into a bar
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Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Things Learned From Children
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The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
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Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...