What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!