Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...