Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
New Polish Navy
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...