Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...