English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...