Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...