One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
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How to drown a blonde.
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Microsoft renames itself
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I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
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Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
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