An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...