Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....