Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...