A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...