Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...