Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...