A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
More Pick Up Lines
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The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
Elephants IX
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Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!