I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Knock Knock Jokes 14
Knock Knock Who’s there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who’s...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...