Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...