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What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
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A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
I Want to Buy That
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