Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...