Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...