Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...