What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”