Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...