Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?