The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...