An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.