The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...