Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...