Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....