What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....