I have a magical dancing duck
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likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...