Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
Touring guide for North
|Northerners visiting the South Information for Northerners Visiting the Southern StatesIf you are from...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!