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One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
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Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
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A Senior Citizen
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Be nice to your kids
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What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Microsoft Market Penetration
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