Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
The blonde test taker
|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...