Santa Hates Your Kid
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Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...