Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...